Extra!, Access Hollywood, TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, E! News Live
Chances are you’ve seen these programs at least once, possibly every night if you’re a dedicated viewer. For people that have a liking, or obsession, with the entertainment industry and celebrities, these shows are amazing. I admit to watching them, but I no longer respect them.
During the Grammy’s red carpet special, Access Hollywood had Mike “The Situation” and Snooki from the unfortunately popular Jersey Shore be correspondents. Why were they there? They are Oompa-Loompas! They belong in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or a society of guidos that need to be sent to a distant island. They didn’t belong at the Grammys. “Gym, Tan, Laundry,” was not a hit song- it was a horrible saying.
As if that wasn’t enough to shake my head at, Extra! has just taken the cake. Tiger Woods’ main mistress, Rachel Uchitel, has joined the Extra! team of correspondents. Yes, a certified whore (for lack of a better word) has been given the opportunity to broadcast entertainment news just because she has no morals and slept with a married man.
This infuriates me to the point that I want to channel Elin Nordegren and attack Tiger with his own golf clubs. And then attack his #1 lady friend and those fake and baked guidos and guidettes. Shame on you Access Hollywood and Extra!
Andy Warhol said that “In the future everyone will be worldwide famous for 15 minutes.”
The Jersey Shore and Rachel Uchitel are on their 16th minute and I’m impatiently waiting for their expiration.