Cougar? Cradle Robber? Over Hormonal Teen?

Those are some of the words that come to mind when I think about the star of Kick-Ass, which hits theatres today. Aaron Johnson, who is 19 years old, is also an expecting father of his 43 year old fiancé’s baby. Yes, I said 43.

Sam Taylor-Wood, the fiancé or shall I say “mid-life crisis recipient that went beyond cougar status” met her baby daddy on the set of the British John Lennon based film she directed, Nowhere Boy. Johnson played the legendary Beatle, but clearly he went further than no where.

Now he’s on the brink of a career in the United States yet he has a good deal of baggage with him and has lost a lot of his possible luster. No teenaged girl is going to fall in love with an actor that is A- engaged and B- a baby daddy when he is already a baby. Just ask Levi Johnston, it doesn’t bode well. Must be something in the last names.

This is what baffles me:

Didn’t she realize she was getting involved with a child?

Didn’t he realize she’s old enough to be his mother?

Didn’t anyone tell them they are insane?!

Hey, who am I to judge? Maybe it is “true love.” Yet let me just remind you that their age difference is: one year more than how long I have been alive, it’s the name and number of Kiefer Sutherland’s hit show, and it’s the age of superhot stars Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox as of May when they both turn 24!

Move over Demi, a real cougar has stepped in.

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2 comments

  1. E · April 19, 2010

    is there anything you cant write about lol -;)

  2. Pingback: Nowhere Boy Goes Places « Flix & Pix

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