The Best of 2010

Best Song:

Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream

It was the song that got stuck in your head over and over and over again.


Best Music Video:

Lady Gaga and Beyoncé for Telephone. Epic!

Best TV Show:


Best Movie:

Black Swan

It might have only come out on December 3, but it blew everything else out of the water.

Best Actor/Actress:

Betty White

No one was hotter than Betty and here’s hoping that she shines even brighter in 2011

Biggest Break-Up:

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James

Three words were never said more during this despicable turn of events… HOW COULD HE?!

Hottest Hookup:

None. Sorry but 2010 was a bit lackluster in celebrity romances.

Wackiest Wacko:

Chelsea Handler

Between dating 50 Cent and showing her lack of class while insulting Angelina Jolie, she definitely qualifies as even wackier than Lindsay Lohan.

Person of the Year:

Going for a two-way tie here: Amber Heard and Naya Rivera.

Amber’s human rights work and personal accomplishments show that she’s going to be the future of Hollywood and it’s about time someone like her came along. With a string of movies set to be released in 2011, everyone will get to know Amber; but I don’t necessarily want to share.

Naya brings so much flare to Glee and the fact that Ryan Murphy finally wised up and made her a series regular with amazing solos leaves her with many Gold Stars; although in true Santana form, she’d reject Rachel’s rewards. Hopefully in 2011, her storyline will get even better and she’ll roll Artie off a cliff.

Most Looking Forward To in 2011?

New music from Britney Spears and Lady Gaga!


Chelsea Handler, I Hate YOU!

Dear Chelsea Handler,

Lately you’ve been sitting atop a high horse. I’m here to tell you that that the things coming out of your mouth are more vile than the excrement the horse releases. Not even kidding.

What you said over the weekend in Newark about Angelina Jolie was not only disrespectful, disgraceful and disgusting, but it was a reminder that you do not deserve to be on stage. You are a “comedian” and even that could be argued since you have never made me laugh. Your “job” is to make fun of others for a living. What does that say about you? You must be so insecure and self conscious that you need to bring others down to feel better about yourself.

You want to crack jokes, go ahead. But don’t insult someone like Jolie and call her a “C U Next Tuesday” just because your new BFFL is Jennifer Aniston. Don’t insult her for adopting and take a stab at her son Maddox. How dare you! What kind of human being makes fun of someone who was adopted and given a child a chance at a better life? Only you! You are so heartless and untalented that it actually hurts.

If I actually cared about you, I would feel bad for you Chelsea. Clearly you are one lost and delusional human being. You project all this hate towards Jolie because you are jealous. You are jealous that she is more successful, talented, and beautiful than you are while you are both the same age. You’re jealous that she has a happy family life while you’re single and miserable.  Now you’re spiteful because you think you’re cool that you went to Mexico with Jennifer Aniston for Thanksgiving.  Misery loves company. So you know what? If you want to play the Team Aniston card so much then why don’t you just date Jennifer and “make it all better” if you think you’re such a superior human being than everyone else.

In fact, Jennifer would be an upgrade from your last beau, 50 Cent. Or your 20-years-your-senior- boss at E! that you dated just so your show could be renewed.

You have no class Ms. Handler. Keep your Jolie comments between you and your Friend.


Your #1 Non-Fan

Are You There Vodka? Tell Chelsea to Stop Drinking

Chelsea Handler was just announced as the host of the 2010 VMAs. It’s fitting since the awards are usually a joke that they’d have something equally as laughable as a host- and I don’t mean her comedic skills.

I’ve watched Chelsea Lately more than enough to know I’m not a fan. The show just doesn’t do anything for me, nor does Chelsea. Yet I understand that some people consider her show to be a religious obligation. But when I got wind of her comments about Angelina Jolie Wednesday night, I was even more inclined to not tune in to her show again because she committed blasphemy in my religion.

With Jennifer Aniston as the guest, Chelsea went on an Anti-Angelina tirade poking fun at her parenting style sarcastically saying “What a fun mom! You are so fun kitty cat. You go girl!” regarding a joke Angelina played on Maddox. She then went on to say, “You’re evil and everyone knows it.”

Oh no she didn’t!

While Angelina doesn’t care about what’s said about her, and possibly has no idea who Chelsea is, I’d like to come to her defense and shed light on some key areas of Chelsea’s weakness. Sometimes jealousy is so apparent that it’s blinding:

1. Born in 1975, Chelsea is the same age as Angelina. I wonder who looks like perfection and is the bigger star….

2. Chelsea took part of an Internet show called “In With Mom.” That’s interesting, seeing how Chelsea is not a mom. Maybe she wants to be and clearly has baby envy.

3. Apparently Chelsea’s guest are usually on the low brow. Having Jennifer Aniston was therefore a big deal. Way to be a kiss ass and try to make your first celebrity bond on air. Aww

4. Chelsea and her boyfriend broke up in January. What’s the best way to deal with a breakup? Hate on everyone else who’s happy and in love.

There’s a fine line between being a comedian and taking personal stabs at people. Keep drinking that Hater-aid Chelsea, it’s really doing wonders for you.